There are many lethal combinations in this world; gun powder and sparks, kielbasa and bananas, spring skiing without sunblock, and Darla and Barbara shopping together without adult supervision.
At 11:45 the night of Thanksgiving we headed out to see what a night of shopping would hold in store for us, we had no plan just a huge stack of newspaper with tons of prospects.
By the time we hit up Fred Meyers at 5 am, I was more than willing to fall asleep in public with no shame.
The couches at Fred Meyer had never looked more comfortable.
Sharlene joined us at 5 am, can't you tell that she had at least 5 hours of beauty sleep? The events that took place during our 8 am breakfast stop are foggy in my mind, I know we laughed a lot and we weren't making a lot of sense. I have confirmed that people over the age of 25 need sleep to function. The only thing that Darla and I could come up with to explain our behavior toward the end of the long night was "YouTubes David goes to the Dentist"
It took me 3 days to recover enough to get my loot from Darla's garage and when I went through the bags it was like shopping all over again because I barely remembered the things I had bought. If you would like to come over to my place in the near future we will be watching $1.88 'Gone with the Wind', while snuggling in a $10.00 'Electric Blanket', while eating $4.99 'Worlds largest tub of popcorn', on my new $49.00 'blu-ray' player..